FOOD & WINE
Cortes Island’s annual slurp fest is the perfect venue for oyster newbies to display their raw courage
by Andrew Findlay
Plump, dark clouds obscure the Coast Mountain summits that brood over the misty reaches of TobaInlet, B.C. Here on the eastern shores of Cortes Island, the Pacific has rolled out to reveal the broad, rocky tidal flats of Squirrel Cove. Now the air has a thick, briny aroma, as though someone has pried open an oyster shell and placed its slippery contents beneath my nostrils. To breathe in is to inhale the enduring mysteries of the ocean, fecund and remotely unsettling.
The enigmatic mollusk, which comes gift-wrapped in a fable of almost mythological sex appeal, is almost a religion on Cortes, albeit of the pagan variety. When the faithful are summoned to celebrate its charms at the annual OysterFest, they descend on the pebbled beach of Squirrel Cove in droves.
When the faithful are summoned to celebrate its charms at the annual OysterFest, they descend on the pebbled beach of Squirrel Cove in droves. This May long weekend, even the threat of a spring squall has not deterred the congregation from gathering. They’re here to slurp raw oysters, sample a few from the barbecue, launch homemade bottle rockets over the beach with the kids, listen to music and salute a noble bivalve that is the livelihood of roughly 75 Cortes islanders. “I’m just a real happy camper right now,” says one of their number, Brent Petkau, as he surveys the boisterous crowd blissfully slurping the ocean’s bounty. Members of the volunteer fire department have joined young parents with dreadlocked hair and hemp clothing. Savoury aromas, slightly smoky, waft heavenward on the sea breeze. The fruit de mer’s appeal knows no bounds: Doctors, farmers, fishermen, loggers, lawyers and realtors alike line up at the oyster bar sheltered beneath a giant white awning, where volunteers man the controls of a half-dozen barbecues.
I wander over to where Kathy McLaggan is taking bids in a friendly mollusk competition to guess the weight of one particularly prodigious specimen. “This is a chance for all of us farmers to get together and feel good about what we do,” explains McLaggan, who has been harvesting oysters in the waters around Cortes for the past 18 years. “It’s also a chance for us to give something back to the community, by raising some money for the volunteer fire department.”
I take my chances and estimate the prize bivalve’s weight at 2 1/4 kilograms, while in the background a solo guitarist plucking on the nearby stage warbles a slightly off-key cover of Neil Young’s “Old Man.” I stuff my entry into the jar, and McLaggan winks, wishing me luck. Moments later, I’m jostling through the crowd in search of Marcel Creurer (pictured), a barrel-chested mountain of a man with a deep baritone voice and strikingly bushy white beard. I find him chatting with a couple of oyster neophytes at an interpretive display on shellfish aquaculture near the old wood-sided Squirrel Cove Store. Creurer hails from Saskatchewan, a province known more for its prairie oysters than the oceanic kind, but has farmed off Cortes since the mid 1990s. He is also master of ceremonies for this year’s gastronomic hoedown. It’s a tradition revived in 2003 after an earlier incarnation fizzled in the ’90s. But despite the characteristically laid-back island nature of the proceedings, Creurer tells me, there is a political subtext.
Only 13 kilometres wide and 25 long, with barely 900 full-time residents, Cortes is dappled with white-sand beaches, secluded coves and forest-shrouded lagoons, and has the relaxed ambience of a place whose inhabitants derive their living from the land and sea.
Recently, the oyster-farming community waged a low-intensity public relations war with “newcomers” – those who had only just discovered what others have long cherished about this sliver of an island in the Discovery Islands archipelago. Only 13 kilometres wide and 25 long, with barely 900 full-time residents, Cortes is dappled with white-sand beaches, secluded coves and forest-shrouded lagoons, and has the relaxed ambience of a place whose inhabitants derive their living from the land and sea. But the sound of generators and the bustle of boats coming and going as oyster farmers tended their leases was ruining some residents’ sense of island idyll. And for a time, the battle had all the hallmarks of the classic island dichotomy: money versus tradition, newcomers versus old-timers; millionaires mixed in with artists, loggers, fishermen, aging Vietnam draft dodgers and, yes, oyster farmers. “They didn’t want us spoiling their view and making noise,” Creurer says with a shrug. “But today there is a lot less tension. A lot of people worked hard to mend fences.”
On the surface, oyster farming is a lonely, introspective and physically demanding way to make a buck, but one with an undeniably romantic appeal. It is an occupation governed not by nine-to-five drudgery but by the rhythmic ebb and flow of the tides. If low tide falls at 3 a.m. in the depths of a West Coast winter, then that’s when the oyster farmer dons his rubbers, rain slicker and headlamp to work the beach lease. It’s also the kind of work that engenders strong fellowship among practitioners, which makes happenings like today’s festival possible. Then again, we are talking about oysters ¬– that seafood of legendary aphrodisiacal fame that sends poets into rapture and propels chefs to new echelons of kitchen creativity.
For it’s part, the oyster is a shamelessly sedentary yet promiscuous little creature. All we humans need do is provide a clean ocean environment and this bivalve thrives. A young oyster will attach itself to one spot for its entire life and, once rooted, proceed to gorge on plankton. The hermaphroditic-looking bivalve then sends sperm and eggs adrift upon the ocean currents by the millions. Eventually an oyster egg becomes fertilized and a larva settles out of the water column and crawls along the ocean floor in search of a suitable place to drop anchor – preferably on a rock, but perhaps on another oyster shell or even burrowed into the mud or sand.
At this point, the initiate will either recoil in terror or prepare to embark on what feels like some kind of forbidden gastronomic adventure. As Mark Kurlansky, author of The Big Oyster, notes, oysters are one of the only foods routinely eaten not only raw but while still alive
There it will sit, eating, procreating and eating some more until, perhaps, we eat it, though the oyster doesn’t go easily. The adductor muscle that holds the two halves of its shell together exerts a whopping 9,900 kilograms of pressure. But when we do manage to pry open its home, and stand eye-to-eye with the raw oyster propped inside on its platter of calcium carbonate, we have time to ponder the bivalve’s imminent passage into our digestive tract. At this point, the initiate will either recoil in terror or prepare to embark on what feels like some kind of forbidden gastronomic adventure. As Mark Kurlansky, author of The Big Oyster, notes, oysters are one of the only foods routinely eaten not only raw but while still alive.
“If the oyster is opened carefully, the diner is eating an animal with a working brain, a stomach, intestines, liver, and a still beating heart. As for the ‘liquor,’ that watery essence of oyster flavour that all good food writers caution to save, it is mostly oyster blood,” Kurlansky states bluntly.
With such thoughts in mind, I amble over to a stall to sample my inaugural – fresh and raw – Cortes Island oyster. To this Kamloops kid, albeit one who relocated to the coast 10 years ago, oysters, particularly raw ones, seem as foreign as coconuts to the Inuit. So I approach the oyster altar tentatively and, without overcontemplating the slime factor, slurp back a loonie-sized specimen. It’s mild, accompanied by nothing but a tart squeeze of lime that almost brings tears to the eye. I sample another, then one more, and soon a trickle of brine dribbles down my chin. I am consuming the sea, a messy act of communion with the hundreds gathered around me.
Petkau, who no doubt has already ingested his fair share of oysters today, appears at my elbow. Born in Manitoba, he has the hale, ruddy complexion of someone who spends much time in fresh air. He planted trees for years in the woods of B.C., lived in Nelson while working as a forest technician and then, a decade ago, bought an oyster lease before moving with his family to Cortes Island. Petkau oysters now find their way into high-end restaurants from Vancouver to Toronto. While as a guest oyster shucker, Petkau has cavorted in the kitchens of iconoclast chef Michael Stadtländer and, as a lay philosopher, waxed poetic on the cultural significance of this divine shellfish on CBC Radio. But it’s events like today’s festival that put a big smile on the bearded mugs of Petkau and Creurer.
“There’s nothing like an oyster – they’re the ultimate fast food. We don’t have to feed them, we don’t use chemicals of any sort, it’s all natural,” says Petkau, as giant raindrops begin to patter on the big tent. “Though honestly, this food is all about sex appeal.”
party on the half-shell
- The Cortes Island OysterFest, held every May long weekend, features a day of oyster feasting followed by a dance at the island’s Gorge Community Hall.
An estimated 500 gourmands attended 2007’s Cortes OysterFest, with volunteers serving up 330 dozen oysters, 60 kilograms of clams and 77 litres of seafood chowder.
Folks working the oyster bar tantalized the tastebuds with such delicacies as the angel on horseback (oysters marinated in white wine, wrapped in bacon and broiled), the Mexican-style
barbecued oyster and the ever-popular oyster burger. cortesislandbc.com
What the Shell? A few oyster facts
• Oysters are a nutritionally balanced food, containing protein, carbohydrates and fats.
• The oyster most common to our B.C. plates: the Pacific (Crassostrea gigas). The Japanese native was introduced on the B.C. coast in 1912 and has been a remarkably successful pioneer ever since.
• In 2006 alone, 7,500 tonnes of oysters were harvested in B.C., with a wholesale value of close to $18 million.